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DING!!!

Hello nurse, the receptionist just sent me back here for a physical for my new job.

Next I need to look down your throat, and I found this nifty tool to help me do it.

And now for reflexes.... I sure wish I could find that little rubber hammer, this one is heavy!

And I do mean NOW!

Gee, I'm not sure, let me look it up in our standard office reference book here.
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Dang, these instruments are sure dirty...

Well, the doctor is not here, but I can assure you that I am fully qualified to do it.

OK, just let me check something here about blood pressure...

Now I just need you to swallow this little pill... oh wait, this is a suppository...

Oh well, I guess I can do a bit more studying now...
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Wait, I thought I heard something... a patient perhaps?

Let's see your eyes now, OOPS, not supposed to use the pointy thing for that.

Just let me know if this gets too tight.

OH NO YOU DON'T, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!

HEY YOU! What kind of idiot is that back there that you sent me to?!
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